Tokio Hotel WW65 (Ways to annoy TH)

1. Demand from Bill that he takes your bunny 'Fluffy' in his will (as his only heir) or else you will
sit on him the whole day

2. When Tom's asleep, paint his dreads in every colour of the rainbow (offcourse you do at least half in pink!)

3. Try putting on ALL clothes of the guys, starting with Bill's tight outfits and ending with Toms XXXXL clothes

4. When the guys discover your amazing idea, dance around like an elegant ballerina

5. Then try and tackle Gustav

6.Treat Bill as a puppy, when he comes from the bathroom, pat his head and say with a little squicky voice: that's a good boy..

7. Ask Tom if he's 50cent in the white version

8. When Bill's doing his hair start singing the lion king song (In the jungle, the mighty jungle
the lion sleeps tonight.. In the jungle the mighty junge the lions sleeps tonight..) all over the room/tourbus

9.Ask Gustav to do an impression of KingKong, for the rest of the day, watch him with big fascinated eyes

10. An hour before the concert, steal all of Georgs clothes and replace them by a single Santa Claus suit

11. At 3am, demand that the guys play twister with you, when they're all playing it, knock them all down and start rolling them in the plastic mat. When they start screamin what the hell you're doin,
Answer on a normal way that you're making a Tokio Hotel wrap

12. At a random moment try to put a tutu on Georg (if needed, us violence)

13. Ask the twins if they were connected with their butts at their birth

14. Dress up like Miss Piggy and try to seduce Gustav

15. Whenever you cross Tom start rapping 'Baby Got Back' then ask Tom to join you

16. Suprise them by jumping on stage during a concert playing the trombone as loud as you can

17. Get them drunk, play spin the bottle, quietly sneak out of the circle to get your camera.
Offcourse you invited Saki and that hairy fan you saw a few hours ago

18. Stuff gummy worms down every facial opening, make an extra effort for their nostrils (it doesn't matter if they're awake or not)

19. At exactly 5:30am do a very remarkable imitation of Bill's star search performance of 'It's raining man'

20. Put on a rabbitsuit and start jumping on Bill's bed yelling the song 'Old McDonalds had a farm' very offkey

21. Come up with ways to annoy Tokio Hotel and discover that it's fun

22. Every hour say randomly that Gustav and Georg should make out

23. While Tom is laughing his ass off and Gustav and Georg are giving you a killerlook
yell: 'VIVA LA DIVA!' and run up to Bill and tackle him. While Bill is screaming like a girl,
get up, yawn and walk away bored

24. Sell their boxers on Ebay and replace them by fur panties

25. Have a sit strike on the middle of the stage, when they kindly ask you to leave,
look shocked and scream 'Save the PEANUT!'

26. Demand that Bill and Tom take salsalessons, with eachother

27. Replace Bill's jewellery by cock-roaches and bugs. Sit on his bed with wide open eyes
till he comes to get his jewellerybox. Then say in a creepy little voice 'I have a little suprise for you'..

28. Smear honey all over the doorhandles and the (only) toiletseat in the tourbus
when they find out, point to Georg. Tom will force him to lick it off

29. While Georg is licking off the toilet seat, suggest to Tom that he could use a baseballbat in case Georg refuses to continue

30. paint the baseballbat with Bill's nail polish

31. Ask Tom if he's hatching dinosaurs in his hat

32. Try to catch the guys with a lasso on random times

33. Ducktape Tom to the back of Gustavs bedroomdoor

30 Ways To Annoy Each One Of Them:





30 Ways to Annoy Mr. Bill Kaulitz:

1. ‘Accidentally’ call him a girl in public.
2. Laugh hysterically every time he speaks the word ‘what’.
3. Steal all his eyeliner and begin drawing strange pictures all over his walls. When he asks what you are doing turn your back to him and mutter something about Georg doing you wrong.
4. Sing very loudly and very off-key to any Green Day song he might be playing.
5. At 4:27 in the morning, jump on his bed and scream “The leprechauns are attacking! The leprechauns are attacking! Run for your life!”
6. Rename him Phillip Johnny Bob and refuse to call him by any other name.
7. Give away the ending to any movie he may be watching.
8. Every time he beats you at a video game smack him with a pillow and accuse him of cheating.
9. Make fun of his dancing.
10. Tell him he looks like Michael Jackson.
11. Let a rabid monkey loose in his room while he’s asleep.
12. Tell him his voice reminds you of a dying constipated cow.
13. Tell him Tom is SO much cuter than him.
14. Watch the ‘Thriller’ music video and stare at him with wide, terrified eyes the rest of the day.
15. Make a list of ways to annoy him.
16. When you go wake him up in the morning quietly ask him where babies come from.
17. Balance a book on your head and follow him around all day.
18. Sing “Dude looks like a lady” at 2:48 AM every morning without fail.
19. Tell him he should hook up with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
20. Put purple Jell-O in his shower head.
21. Put on some sappy chick flick, turn up the volume as loud as it’ll go, and ask him why the boys were so mean to Jennifer.
22. Splash him with water and shout “The power of Christ compels you!”
23. After every sentence he says ask him ‘why?’
24. Make him write a song about monkeys, cheese puffs, and a broken air conditioner and make him perform it at his next concert.
25. Before they go on stage for a concert introduce them as the Weather Girls.
26. During an awkward silence loudly point out that he looks like a drunken llama.
27. Scream and smack him upside the head every time he says the word ‘guitar’.
28. Ask him if he was ever on the Oprah show.
29. Somehow shove him into a dress and throw him out on the streets for all his fan girls to see.
30. Never let him forget that Tom is indeed older than him.





30 Ways to Annoy Mr. Tom Kaulitz:

1. Call him a perv in any way, shape, or form in every sentence you say.
2. Ask if he’s Jamaican.
3. Whenever an advertisement for any feminine product comes on the TV, turn the volume all the way up and stare at him with wide, fascinated eyes.
4. Loudly tell anyone who happens to walk by that Kelly Clarkson is his personal hero.
5. Smack him upside the head every time he tries to flirt with someone and say “Bad Tom! Bad!”
6. Give away his every location to his fans.
7. Snip off a lock of his hair, set it on the floor, light candles all around it, and dance around the whole mess in some sort of cannibalistic ritual.
8. Steal all his hats and mail them to Peru.
9. In the middle of a concert run up to him and yell: “How can you perform when we’re destroying the Ozone layer?”
10. When he’s watching TV place a spinney office chair in his direct line of vision and start spinning around like a mad person yelling “I’m not wearing pants tooooooooday!!!!”
11. Cower in fear every time he says the word ‘something’.
12. Constantly remind him that Bill is the boss.
13. Wake him up at five AM singing the most annoying song you know.
14. Duct tape his bedroom door shut so he can’t escape.
15. Call him a racist dolphin.
16. Ask him tearfully why the kids just won’t give that poor rabbit his cereal.
17. Paint his nails bright pink while he sleeps and hide the nail polish remover.
18. Come up with 30 ways to annoy him.
19. Put shaving cream on his hand when he sleeps and tickle his nose with a feather.
20. Put a cow in his room and wait for the surprise!
21. Place a very scary looking porcelain doll at the edge of his bed while he sleeps. Tape a ketchup smothered butcher knife in its hand.
22. Sing “Follow Me” by Uncle Kracker nonstop until it gets stuck in his head.
23. Sell his virginity on eBay.
24. Tell him you need a sacrifice and that he’s the only one available at the moment.
25. Poke him. Just poke him nonstop until it drives him mad.
26. Dress up as Harry Potter and follow him around all day shouting random incantations.
27. Write him a very sappy love letter and sign it with Gustav’s name.
28. ‘Accidentally’ break his most favorite guitar.
29. Babble nonstop about how MySpace is the downfall of society.
30. Make him help you compose evil plans of taking over the world.





30 Ways to Annoy Mr. Georg Listing:

1. Hide his hair straightener.
2. Jump out of a random closet, scream as you shove a rock in his mouth and walk away as though nothing has happened.
3. Constantly remind him that he spends more time on his hair than the average American girl.
4. Creep up behind him the middle of the night singing ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider’.
5. Paint his guitar bright pink with a yellow lightening stripe.
6. Draw a mustache on his face in permanent marker while he sleeps.
7. Laugh hysterically when he wakes up to discover your lovely ‘artwork’.
8. Lean very close to his face, until your noses are almost touching, and loudly declare “I’m wearing new socks today!”
9. Spend all of your free time thinking up ways to annoy him.
10. Light a match, CAREFULLY hold it close to his hair and say “This is a hold up, nobody move and Georg’s hair doesn’t pay the ultimate price!”
11. Ask if he would like a kiwi.
12. Yell and refuse to speak to him for the rest of the day if he says ‘no’.
13. Put a cheeseburger under his pillow. For no reason at all.
14. Scream and cram a fistful of gummy bears in your mouth every time he speaks the word ‘stage’.
15. Talk gangster all the time.
16. Pour ranch dressing down his back and ask if he’d like fries with that.
17. Stand in the corner of his room with shoulders straight, chest out, chin up, eyes wide, and a wooden spoon in your hand.
18. Mess up his hair.
19. Graffiti Tom’s room to the extreme. When he angrily demands to know who did it, plaster an innocent look on your face and point to Georg.
20. Grin as Tom chews Georg out about the graffiti-ed bedroom.
21. Ask for guitar lessons. While he’s teaching you how to play ‘accidentally’ break every single string.
22. Put one of those headbands with the bunny ears on them on your head and walk in his shadow the rest of the day.
23. Tell him he’d look great in pink.
24. Point out that if you squint really hard he vaguely resembles a bison.
25. Ask if he’s related to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
26. Follow him around with a jar of “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter” and loudly point out to random passerby’s that “Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter!” with wide, amazed eyes.
27. Dance in circles around him with a lampshade on your head.
28. Jump up and down and urgently say “I need tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes…”
29. Give him pink frilly girly outfits for Christmas.
30. Hide all of his beloved hair care products.





30 Ways to Annoy Mr. Gustav Schäfer:

1. Steal his drumsticks and replace them with lollipops.
2. Make random animal noises every time he walks past you.
3. Duct tape yourself to his back.
4. Sit on his foot and refuse to relocate yourself for the rest of the day.
5. Lock him in a closet right before a concert.
6. Constantly remind him that Bill and Tom are way more popular than him. (I love you Gustav!)
7. Steal all of his favorite CDs and bury them in the backyard.
8. Spend your day doing nothing but thinking up ways to annoy him.
9. Give him death glares all day. When he asks you what is wrong, tell him there’s a pebble in your shoe.
10. Glomp him from behind and shout "Viva Le Resistance" with a fist punch and run away, screaming.
11. Cosplay as a random Naruto character, pick up his drumsticks, and shout “Drumstick no Jutsu” as you chuck them at him.
12. Smile as he yells at you.
13. Put a sombrero on your head and stalk him for the rest of the day.
14. Auction his drum set off in a charity raffle.
15. When he’s about to fall asleep place a circle of rocks, stuffed animals, a candle, and any other random thing you can find around his bed. When he asks what you are doing say “Shh! If you don’t let me perform the ritual right the Sandman will never come and you’ll never sleep again!”
16. Loudly point out that if he put a blonde wig on his head he’d look a lot like Hannah Montana.
17. Hold a stuffed animal up to his face and demand that he kiss it before he leaves for a concert.
18. Dress up as Lucky the Leprechaun and prance around him in happy circles throwing flower petals and singing random songs.
19. Pretend you are a master artist and paint a portrait of him…making him look like a disfigured clown.
20. Scream in sheer terror every time he speaks the word “Drums”.
21. Reenact scenes from “Family Guy” at any random moment.
22. Pretend like you are the Phantom of the Opera and swoop down, attack him, and drag him offstage at one of their concerts.
23. Pretend you forgot every word you ever knew except “Moo”.
24. Develop a speech impediment in which you must say “Flamingo” after every sentence.
25. Point out that you’ve just randomly come up with twenty-five ways to annoy him and you need five more.
26. Ask if he’s ever been on a date with Avril Lavigne.
27. Ask him why.
28. Cling to his arm. Just cling and give him a cold stare every time he tries to make you let go.
29. Jump out of a closet, scream “It puts the lotion on its skin!” and walk away like nothing has occurred.
30. Anytime he might put on the almighty Axe say “Bum chicka wow-wow” and dance around him in a cannibalistic ritual the rest of the day.