Do you tell your brother when you don't like something about him?
Tom:
Oh yes, of course. I tell him : Now Bill, you look like shit.
Bill:
And I answer, but that’s exactly what I want ! (laughs)
Journalist :
What is the difference between you two when you’re naked ?
Bill:
I have a beauty mark on my chin-Tom, on his cheek. Tom has a bigger nose. And I am taller than him, 1.85 m. He’s a litte dwarf. (laughs)
Tom:
Bill is bigger in height. But the rest on me is bigger and longer !
Bill:
Every day I get these silly jokes. If only they were funny. And it’s not just Tom making them. Georg is a champion too. It’s always the same rotten jokes they pull out.
Tom:
Yeah right, I never say the same jokes. All I say is just realistic. You just have to look the truth in the face.
Another Interview:
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(beginning is missing) Bill: I had to wake up at 8. The others partyed last night, but not me. I had to wake up at eight so that our success would continue. Course it all depends on the excellent singer and my dream-physique…Georg agrees! (laughs. Georg was sleeping at that time) Tom: Yay, I have Sammy Deluxe’s new song. I’m happy!!! Bill: Tom, not when we’re being interviewed ! Tom: I don’t care. Yo ! baby I want you, lalala… Journalist : Did you brother have difficulties when he was born? Bill: That’s not the problem ! Journalist : What makes you say that ? Bill: But look at him ! He’s crazy, on top of it, he likes gross music, Sammy Deluxe ! How shameful! Tom: What ? Are we talking about me ? Bill: He’s sweet Tomichou, go listen to your Sammy Deluxe !!! Tom: Yeah ! Bill: Look at him ! He’s only good at playing guitar, and he dances horribly ! Journalist: It’s true that you are more stylish. Look at this ‘star search’ tape. We see little Bill moving like Shakira. Bill (annoyed): You can say that I’m not a pro, but I’ve gotten better. Journalist: Thank you for this interview, it will make the fans happy. Bill: I don’t doubt it. (later) Bill: What a _____ ! Tom: Yeaaaah ! Yo ! street style man ya ! Bill: Okay, you you’re sweet, now be quiet and let me drink my orange juice. (slurp) After they start making caricatures about me…I’m surrounded by crazy people…. | |||
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